where did my sk8r boi go?

so neal had this uniqe look for 10. he had an earing, shaggy hair, wore baggy jeans and skull shirts, was way into skateboards. he was my sk8r boi.he has now turned into a little redneck. he has the head to toe real tree looking cammo get up. earring is out. forgot where he put his skateboard and found his 4wheeler. he'd rather be in the woods than anywhere else. he's showing intrest in *gasp* hunting. omg. kill me now. i blame chris. chris has never been into sports, wrestling, racing, or hunting. it was perfect. but since buying the property, they are quickly evloving into little rednecks. over the last few weeks all the boys (that includes Chris) have collected their real tree cammo stuff (did you know there are different patterns??? um yeah, real tree, and some kind of 3D fusion something) the kids who didn't care if they matched (but thanks to mommie always did) know if their cammo coordinates?!?! god help me.i want my kewl skater dude back. now my house is full of little tree-wanna-be's. last night i told neal next thing i know you'll be listening to country music. he said "i already do." i put my hand to my head and made my i'm-going-to-faint-southern-belle-style. he says "the next thing you know i'll be dipping"..........b/c he knows that really makes me want to barf. he immediately got that if-looks-could-kill-eye-glare from me and he smiled and replied with "just joking mom, i love you".

the rumor is true....

Hughes baby 5 is on his/her way.......probably his, right?!?! Anyway.
I was going to wait until we confirmed the sex on Oct 17th to spill, but it's becoming obvious and harder to keep under wraps. So there, you have it. My big secret.

Let me see if I can answer your questions ahead of time...
- no it wasn't planned (but ours usually aren't)
- yes we have a tv (but we only get porn channels)
- of course we want a girl (but really, we're good with boys, so just give us healthy please)
- i am not getting "fixed" (for i am NOT broken....obviously.....)
- yes we know the what causes "that" (and we have decided to put our toothbrushes in separate holders)
- yes this is number 5 (no we are not competing with Brad & Angelina - they cheated and had twins)
- I drive a suburban (no i do not need to upgrade - or downgrade - to a short bus)

Baby is due March 11, so it looks like a February baby.