Interview with My Kids

Zach is 5, Jacob is 6, Neal is 10.

i have to say after reading the answers of other kids, i'm almost ashamed to post mine. i suppose these last several months of being so sick and tired and pregnant, really effected their mommie memories and ruined my chance at mother of the year, huh?

1. What is something mom always says to you?
z- Be nice
j- one too many
n- be quiet

2. What makes mom happy?
z -Kisses
j- to be good
n- us being helpful

3. What makes mom sad?
z -No Kisses
j- when we're bad and not listening
n- us being mean to each other

4. What does your mom do to make you laugh?
z- Tell Jokes
j- i don't really have an answer for that
n- sing

5. What was your mom like as a child?
z- Perfect
j- a little baby girl
n- lonely, played in the dirt

6. How old is your mom?
z- 30
j- that's easy thirty...........one
n- 31
(i tell them ALL the time that I'm 29, wtf?)

7. How tall is your mom?
z- that's a hard one
j- i really don't know
n- 4' 2"
(proof that they have no concept of height - i'm 5'8")

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
z- play on the computer
j- go to target
n- sleep
(jacob got it right)

9. What does your mom do when your not around?
z- stay home
j- stay with mikey & eli
n- feed the baby and clean
(bwahahaha they don't know i shop and go out to lunch!!!)

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
z- i DON'T KNOW
j- i don't know, for yelling at us
n- home make overs
(i'm devastated that no one said baking cookies)

11. What is your mom really good at?
z- sewing
j- yelling at us
n- cleaning
(again, devastated)

12. What is your mom not very good at?
z- hand sewing
j- spanking us
n- singing

13. What does your mom do for a job?
z- to clean the house.........am i right???
j- stay with children
n- nothing
(maybe i should make a list of all i do so they can see)

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
z- can you give me a hint? casserole
j- hamburgers
n- ribs
(not one person said Mexican, wtf? proof they do NOT pay attention)

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
z- i can't remember
j- i don't know
n- when she tried new things
(geesh)

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
z- wanda (fairly odd parents)
j- spongebob
n- susan test

17. What do you and your mom do together?
z- go on dates
j- nothing
n- shop
(i will keep jacob's answer in mind when it's HIS date night!!!)

18. How are you and your mom the same?
z- we're not
j- we both yell
n- we like to shop

19. How are you and your mom different?
z- we're just different
j- i play video games and you don't
n- i like to spend, she likes to save

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
z- b/c i was the best baby
j- i don't know
n- b/c she buys me cool things and takes me places

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
z- that's a hard one. very, very hard.
j- i don't know
n- the way he cooks
(chris cooks??? really???)

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
z- shopping
j- target
n- super target
(finally, they all got one right!)

funny, funny kid

they say the most random things sometimes. most recently was jacob. he said he was not getting married or having kids because he's going to move to california and be a dairy farmer. i asked why california and he said "because happy cows come from california and happy cows make the best milk".