at the urging of a friend i'm going to try to keep up with some of the funny (or embarassing) things my kids do.
June 16, 2006 - Los Reyes Restaurant
We are eating dinner, the boys, me, Rachael. Just as we're finishing up, Jacob, my 4 year old, stands up in his chair and announces LOUDLY "mommie I farted" as he begins to wave the aroma with his hand. Yes, at that moment I wanted to slide under the table and crawl out.
June 19, 2006 - Our House
Brandy came to pick up Jonas and we were trying to get Zach out of the driveway in his little truck. She says "I'm gonna run you over" and just as natural as can be, he turns to her and flips her off, then gives it the gas and gets out of the way. Just like a man! (FYI, that's the teachings of an older brother.)
June 21, 2006 - Our House
Chris and I are talking and Chris looked outside. There in all his glory was Zach, pants around his ankles pissing in the front yard. Now he went outside JUST TO PISS! He had just been inside with us. Finished, pulled his little pants up and came back in, as if this were common practice. NICE.
June 2006
Zach is into something and I tell him "no". He says to me "You don't say me that!"
November
Zach "can i have a lock zip back for my pa-tard"
June 16, 2006 - Los Reyes Restaurant
We are eating dinner, the boys, me, Rachael. Just as we're finishing up, Jacob, my 4 year old, stands up in his chair and announces LOUDLY "mommie I farted" as he begins to wave the aroma with his hand. Yes, at that moment I wanted to slide under the table and crawl out.
June 19, 2006 - Our House
Brandy came to pick up Jonas and we were trying to get Zach out of the driveway in his little truck. She says "I'm gonna run you over" and just as natural as can be, he turns to her and flips her off, then gives it the gas and gets out of the way. Just like a man! (FYI, that's the teachings of an older brother.)
June 21, 2006 - Our House
Chris and I are talking and Chris looked outside. There in all his glory was Zach, pants around his ankles pissing in the front yard. Now he went outside JUST TO PISS! He had just been inside with us. Finished, pulled his little pants up and came back in, as if this were common practice. NICE.
June 2006
Zach is into something and I tell him "no". He says to me "You don't say me that!"
November
Zach "can i have a lock zip back for my pa-tard"
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